This dude needs to be fired... in a rocket... to the moon.

And the chainsaw!

Can’t wait for his sex scandal to break.

This Lemonade show is way better then General Hospital.

Heartening to know that, while her dad does have a creepy crush on her, he’d never actually marry her.

It’s like he’s stealing cable and complaining that he doesn’t get enough channels.

Jesus H.

I feel like she’s one blog post away from Tila Tequila-level insanity.

Except even that tiny dog doesn’t need to be carried around everywhere...

TBH, separate beds seems a sign of a really, really healthy relationship.

Yeah, but he hates the GOP as much as they hate him. I could see him nominating a moderate liberal just to piss people off.

Hahaha! Imagine, every night he cowers in a corner, dreading another day of actually. running. for president.

I honestly, don’t think he’d get much done. He has no backbone. The scarier part is his fanbase believing they’re justified in their racism, bigotry, etc.

Eh, a Trump presidency would be fun to watch..?

Also, how many men do you know who could unwrap a tampon, take it out of the applicator without fucking it up, put it back in, and place it back in a spot where his girlfriend is guaranteed to find it. Nope.

Not gonna lie, I was hoping she’d be a fellow fat broad because I LOVE IT when big ladies refuse to be held down by idiotic fashion standards.

Was gonna make a joke, but then I was all like “hmm, I could afford this orgy.”

Wait, so you guys don’t get your PAP smears at Klan rallies...?

For someone who can’t see the haters, she sure has no trouble finding them...

A friend thought Cher said “words are like werewolves, they wound sometimes” in If I Could Turn Back Time. Which I guess also works..?