He could head down to the pawn shop and see how much they'll give him for his sense of shame, since he's not using it.

Yeah, I have $150 in checking to last me until the 1st. Dov can kiss my shiny butt.

I know a guy named Phil McCracken.

There is one other possible reason than to make money, but it's worse: she might be planning to trademark the phrase just to prevent people from using it, which would basically be the world's biggest dick move.

I blame Oprah for two of TV's biggest quacks and charlatans: Dr. Phil and Dr. Oz.

Ashlee Simpson: The "and guest" of her own life.

I'm not strong enough to do that :(

Boy, you're just ... Living the Trope, aren't you...?

Pfft, I am on the mother's side here.

LOTTA PISSED OFF WHITE BOYS IS RIGHT.

I'm sure they were all this outraged and vocal about the Patriot Act, or the war in Iraq, right? No?

this was an act of war

Kara, I went into this ready to defend the tweets because, honestly, this is a pretty big deal as far as hacking and cyber terrorism, but holy self importance, batman! A Neville Chamberlain reference! We are all Seth Rogan? Jesus christ, calm down a tiny little bit, guys.

It's nice that they pixelated his arms too.

Anna clarified this in another comment, the images are being shared with the victim's permission and full knowledge, to help spread word about what happened.

It's adorable that she thinks when someone rapes someone else, they go to prison.

He continued, "Ask anyone under the age of twenty if they have heard of me and they will go 'no, that guy looks like my dad'

i am really into watching franco derail into a whackadoodle. am i bad?