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Not exactly an Academy Award winning performance.

That, and “in an alternate version of the future where robots and humans co-exist” ... uh, robots and humans already co-exist today, in fact we/they have for decades. Did the author mean cyborgs or robots capable of true artificial intelligence, like Bishop in Aliens or something?

Wait, how do we know it's an alternative future when the future hasn't happened yet?

“Helming” means “directing”, I don’t know what you think it means.

“Helming" means directing...

Yeah, I was just assuming it was an overpriced EV until the end.

Dude, it totally says “drogen”. I can’t believe you missed that!

No, I’m pretty sure that was a joke.

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Everybody’s going to Mario or bread, but my old ass immediately thought of George Gobel sitting next to superstars Bob Hope and Dean Martin on the old Carson show and SLAYING them with one line. ‘You ever think the world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes?’

I remember when Missy Anne taught Kizzy to read... then had her sold off when she pissed her off. So...

yeah the ridesharing moniker was ridiculous, it was always ride hailing

Like you said, it’s all bs marketing (they needed to stand out to disrupt) but also coy legalese (because they obviously had zero interest in ever calling themselves a taxi/livery company because those are specifically regulated - the kryptonite of Silicon Valley).

Even many taxi companies have fairly decent hailing apps these days. They figured out that part of the equation pretty quickly, once Uber and Lyft started eating their lunch.

Exactly. All most of us who use it ever wanted was an app to order a cab that would actually show up. 

Doing an impression in a stand-up bit is different from a sketch where you’re literally pretending to be that person.

Nope.  Still a bitch.  Cheers!

And then he calls it a 500 year flood when it’s happened twice in ~100 years.

I’m still angry that he didn’t call him out on that point. They’re trying to rewrite history and gaslight the nation rather than ever correct Trump on anything, for any reason.

Nope not just you. I stopped following. I could be wrong about it all but it felt shitty.

About all you need to know about Ginni Thomas is that one of her Tea Party groups gave a “journalism” award to James O’Keefe one week after he got caught trying to scam the Washington Post.