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And definitely no hobo sex!

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Groundskeeper Willie hears ya. Willie don’t care.

No Yoda, not black players have kneeled not yet.

Yes there is. You and I are both in it.

Wait til they see the dicks out for Harambe salute tomorrow night.

What’s the big deal? This exposure embiggens the entire Univarsity.

You’re allowed to say fucking here. Nobody will tell on you.

I’ll take meta-irony for $1000, Alex

Johnnie Lotts. Don’t forget Johnnie Lotts.

“The mother of idiots is always pregnant.”

+1 circle gets the square

Andy Murray likes to hunt sugar bears in his off time.

Andre Ward’s Success Has Only Earned Him A Date With A Monster

Who the fuck is Gus Bradley?

Outside of Blake Bortles, I don’t know who any of these fucking people are.

They probably just played The Cure until the Romans couldn’t take it anymore.

Me too. Nothing gets my day jazzed up like childhood injuries.