Every time GoT pisses me off they make up with dragons turning people into smores and beewbies.

Nobody could have imagined Tom Brady losing his mind for his 4 week suspension and going on a hobo/prostitute killing spree that resulted in him confessing to the Aaron Hernandez murders. Hernandez sure was grateful after winning the Super Bowl MVP though.

Well done.

I prefer the Italian proverb: The mother of idiots is always pregnant.

Cult leader Gummi Di Milo probably knows what happened.

+1 machine gun futon

Most of them don’t. I swear Brett Farve thinks he can still play.

Derrick Rose and Greg Oden would like a word with you.

Brokeback...I wish I could quit you Tony Romo.

Wienerschnitzel is closed until further notice.

Can someone tell me if my Deadspin account is blocked? My username is Birdsex.

I’m starting to beleive any football player that still refer to themselves as Joey (Porter, Harrington,etc.) will ultimately be a pain in the ass to any team.

This is even more painful than it looks.

The C.H.U.D.s came. Gotta be the day the C.H.U.D.s came. I’ll never forget that day.

They know what the people want. It has to have sex appeal and a catchy name.

Well if anyone knows about poop moves, its Drew.

Gedion Zelalem - Do not open until 2020.

So you know her personally. How cool is that.

Deadspin is going through the same thing.