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I know I’m not the only one at this point who would take a million unemployed asshole insurance employees if it means saving a single person who would be killed by their avarice.

Data caps as an answer to emissions. Wow, that is just staggeringly, cosmically stupid. Who funded this study, Comcast?

This person can thank the 99.99% of instances where people put shit in their food, take a pic, and whine to corporate for free stuff/payouts. There’s always a few articles about this a year, and without fail after corporate investigates it’s revealed the person was lying.

If you buy on Prime day you’re a scab pure and simple

It’s because your “concierge” works in the industry “healthcare” scam system, and is therefore scummier than a heroin dealer. I will pop champagne the day their industry is collectively put on their ass.

I got in a wreck and a national chain body shop wanted to replace my entire front-end for several grand, and treated my like crap when I asked for any way to reduce the rate. Ended up ordering the one (1) panel that needed to actually be replaced for $200, did it myself over two hours on the weekend, and made sure to

Oh puhlease. Your friend is a defense attorney, not a saint.

I don’t care how nice you are, how clean your facility is, and how fresh your coffee is, if you make me play the “suss which services out of your multiple page estimate are legitimate” I will walk right out the door. I’m looking at you, AAA service centers.

Or last week’s with Richter, and his jokes about his family fighting each other every night, “mom wanted a piece, so she’d come in, swinging her chain” I’m cackling just thinking about, seriously everyone if you like comedy podcasts his is utterly hilarious.

Right? This guy is saying he’s circling the drain, but it’s pretty clear he’s actually on the verge of a major renaissance. His side projects are runaway successes.

How DARE you have a nuanced, well thought out take on this, what kind of place do you think this is?! I do think ownership has some of the blame, in their eagerness to pick up assets for a future that never arrives.

Based on his skillset you should be more worried to live in a GLeague town, which is where he will likely spend most of his days.

1) They’re goosed stats. While impressive, the entire offensive system was designed around giving Westbrook every chance, all the time. For the most glaring example, Steve Adams doesn’t go for rebounds; he clears the path for Westbrook to go grab them. Even with the gaudy numbers, Westbrook is declining and is losing

The guy is talking about Houston as if it’s cow country, even though it’s cow country in the same sense any city is cow country if you go far enough out of its limits

“Every trade demand must be met now” yes the horror of players discovering they have even a tiny bit of agency in deciding where they play and whether they should be forced to stay in a workplace they hate. And the horror of teams discovering it’s better long-term to see what you can get for your disgruntled star

I assure you whatever dollar figure you have in mind for moving one of the nation’s largest, busiest deepwater ports with direct access to our nation’s fuel and grain supply would dwarf the cost of maintaining the infrastructure necessary to keep everyone in place.

to piss off assholes who can’t understand why cities are built where they are built

Yes, I’m the cunt, not the guy flippantly telling millions of people he has never met to abandon their city because it’s inconvenient to his sensibilities about where a city should be. “Just move” is always the wrong solution to a problem.

When you actually want soccer knowledge, with nuance and skill, read a Luis article. He actually watches the games!

Your opinion about relocating a city of several million people that you have absolutely zero connection to is noted.