Dude... the old joke notwithstanding (“what’s the difference between the Boy Scouts and [insert branch of us military]? The Boy Scouts have adult leadership”)... this is Gawker. Any org that has uniforms and where people are granted some sort of leadership roles might as well be the fucking SS. Save your breath.

Yes these factoids are “Incredible”. Jesus christ how long before we see poorly photoshopped pics of Elsa’s face onto bikini model body and the caption “You won’t believe what happened next when this real life Elsa....”

Crap.

When I was a tyke and for sure was gonna be an astronaut someday I got to go see the launch of the IRAS satellite, as a guest of a family friend who worked for NASA. He also toured me and my dad around SLC 6.

Say what you will, the graying of young presidents leads me to believe these guys are earning their pay in terms of overall stress load at least.

Not sure if it is still done but same in USMC... maybe its all contractors now... I was a spare so I only had to do Mess and Maint in boot camp...

Worst ass kicking I got was on M&M when, in the depths of my exhaustion (seriously I was never more tired than working chow hall for a week) I ROLLED MY EYES at a Sr Drill…

It is depressing to me that my dad, who is from Latvia, fled from the Russians as a small boy, came here, watched the Baltics regain their freedom, and now in his declining years has to witness these Russian fucks once again menacing his homeland. And I think we all know that the US ain’t going to war over Latvia...…

Sorry, you lost me at “This is insane.”

WTF when did Gawker become like one of those links you find at the bottom of bottom-feeder websites? “You won’t believe what happened after this man drank 5 cans of coke and ate a Mentos”.

Speaking as a former skydiver, and as a current RC pilot, unless you were specifically invited to do this, keep your fucking retard UAV thing on the ground during skydiving operations.

Shit might look easy and for a GK who does a bunch of demos each year, it is much like rolling out of bed, but again, unless you were…

Dude, whatever your name is, the guy playing the villain, the one who played Carlos and was in that movie with BDT about the T-Shirt guy who wears the beret all the time and it had castro in it... you’re pretty cool, love everything you’ve been in so far (I think you also played a muslin or something in the zero dark…

As a young man I had just started to skydive when the first one came out. The original has a special place in my heart. What the fuck, why do they have to remake every fucking thing?

Not scary that he is out driving... just scary that he is out there existing.

Got a hankering for cherry tomatoes slathered in ranch. Went to TJ’s. Food poisoning. Spent next 2 days barfing and shooting brown water out my butt. Apparently if you left that particular brand of ranch out of the fridge for more than say... 2 minutes, it tuned into “open up both ends of your digestive system and…

$300K a fucking episode for making funny voices* is not being exploited. WTF.

Prefer my supergirls more porn-y.

Without reading, I’ve always surmised that it is to prevent fogging between the outside “real window” pane and the inside plastic “greasy hair” protective pane.

So, if any of you folks who are giving multiple fucks about any of this are also wondering from time to time, “man, how do the religious nuts get so worked up about this fairy tale make believe biblical shit?”... I suggest you look in the mirror. There’s your answer.

I know that the defensibility of these things is a topic for endless debate, but when I see how big these fucking things are, all I can think of is, “If we ever get into a real shooting war with a real enemy, it’s going to be one multi-billion dollar carrier against a hundred million dollar missiles, and I think we’ll…

Part of me says, who gives a fuck? They’re ants, plenty of them. We could not eliminate even one species completely if we made is a worldwide goal to do so.

“At one point during cruise, I heard a grinding sound I’ve never heard in my life...”

The “Don’t you know who I am?” thing is just horrible on a couple levels.