This worries me, especially because I'm related to two people who may not recognize that the child my sister and her partner want to have (to be carried by her partner) as their grandchild. They haven't started the baby-making yet, but this is something that keeps me up at night. And breaks my heart.

A$$H0LES. What smarmy, smirking, ridiculous, self-satisfied jerks.

@Kajj: I know, right?

@BirdFrog: I'm still in shock that "So Cool" was Josh Lyman

@Phyllis Nefler: I also must, every single time, inform my husband that "the dishes are done, man." Hee!

@sjct: So much word. I BF'd my son for a year and loved it. I recently babysat a newborn overnight and was ASTOUNDED at how fracking long it took to get the formula, heat the water, sit the bottle in the warm water, test it to make sure it was ok, and feed it to the baby. And while he was screaming! Whew. Glad I was…

@cool_as_KimDeal: Hearted for the picture and for your name.

@la.donna.pietra: Add Mr. Rogers, and I'm there.

High heels. They shorten your achilles tendon, prevent you from moving as quickly and efficiently as we were born to, and HURT. No to high heels!

@VirginiaDentata: SERIOULSY the most disgusting game ever. If you've got a baby, or if you're going to have one, you'll see plenty of poo. Tainting my chocolate with the idea that it's similar to poo does NOT bring me happiness. Bah.

@milrtime83: It's the threads and opening that get the ickiest for me. Come up with a better way to clean the sporty opening and I'm there.

@winner: Shudder. One of my sisters used to stir her ice cream until it melted, and then eat "ice cream soup." Still one of the nastiest things ever. Ugh.

@winner: I'm trying SO HARD not to let on to my 3-year-old that I hate, hate, hate milk and never ever drink it. He loves it, and I'm afraid that if he realizes that Mama never drinks it, he'll start to avoid it, too. I pretty much hate all white, creamy food (marshmallows, merengue, whipped cream, etc.). Go ahead…

I like the conclusion that runners who want to avoid injury should slow down, but find some serious flaws in methodology here. We don't know anything about his training plan, other than he assumes that, "as you train, your speed increases each time you run, however your body cumulates fatigue" - not quite. If you want…

Oh boy oh boy oh boy!

I now live at the top of the list, but desperately love the next-to-last on the list. Ah, Memphis, your barbecue and southern summer nights just aren't enough, are they?

@dj underboob: Snorfling at my desk. Awesome.

@MJ: When there's a chill in the air on Friday nights, I get an itch to go to a high school football game. I hated them when I was in high school, and I haven't really been back, but still... that pull is there.

@lboogienator: I'm sure that Julia Sugarbaker had a speech about this!

@MJ: Get out of my brain! We must be from the same zip code.