So wonderfully pointless... But God Damn there was never a better product to really set off your butterfly hair clips and Kurt Cobain sunglasses. It really tied the whole outfit together.

You may take my glitter gel, you may rob me of my Gigapet or my Nano baby, my Orbitz which I was never sure if it was water or soda. You can strip me of my copy of Titanic on two VHS tapes. You can cancel Are You Afraid of the Dark and My So Called Life but my will take my flannel shirts from my cold dead hands!

Personally I can’t talk about a few of my exes. Because when you invoke the name of a demon they tend to materialize out of thin air.

The thing that baffles me about not getting your kids vaccinated is missing what an astonishing gift immunity is. Here, for the cost of a moment’s discomfort and a $20 copay, you are protected from a scourge that has caused humanity untold pain and death for millennia.

It’s like Thetis bringing Achilles to the River…

You know what’s more terrible than the police not taking this case seriously?

Tangent: Queen Victoria was fantastically nutty, but she was far more human and interesting than most people her credit for.

That’s really awful.

The same thing actually happened with my grandpa, too. My mom's dad. This was back in 1997 when all internet was teh dial-ups (I AM AN OLD!). My family called until they broke through, and I was told my grandpa was taken to the hospital. It was kind of late at night, and they said he was stable so I figured I…

The worst part is knowing that the "World's Greatest Aunt" mug she gave her was a total farce

Not that Kit falls into this category, but some men owe up to 40% of their looks to their hair and how it frames their face. Actual statistic I heard from a friend. More men should grow their hair out.

I think she knows that if she gets into a close race with a Republican candidate, she would not have the edge with independent votes in swing states. In order to win the election she has to win as much swing states as Obama did during his last run, and she knows that taking stabs at Obama will work for that voting…

I think Hillary's the only rational choice at this point. She's the only candidate with the combination of a) high profile/experience, b) a compelling enough narrative to get young folks to the polls (first woman president), and c) deep pocketbooks. I'm sentimentally wedded to the idea of her being the first woman…

The fact that Sarah Palin was chosen as a candidate for VP specifically because she has a vagina is way more insulting than anything else she wants to feel victimized for.

This is one of the reasons I can't freaking STAND Sarah Palin.

Cersei and Jaime

Another bar tending story:

I also thought he would still be working.

Keanu Reeves can still get it.

If we're going to go there with leaving kids in cars, then I think it is vastly more important to write a story about "don't do it, don't do it, don't do it" with even owning a gun if you are the parent of a child. An average of 37 children per year die left in cars. Over 3,000 children per year die because of a…

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