Fuckin’ right, Dan. 

I was openly mocked, to my face. I realize how mean-spirited you need to be to mock someone to their face for doing nothing besides silently riding a scooter very slowly on the bike path, but honestly, no one has just randomly mocked me on the street really ever in my lifetime. 

Yeah but you have Steve Kerr, man. The Tom Hanks of the NBA. 

Have you ever taken an Uber for work, Aaron?

I think you’re wrong to think the word “anecdote” means what you think it does.

I also want to thank members of the beer community for forcefully saying, ‘check your privilege,’ as I clearly needed that check.

Benzos like...Xanax? Really?

Not to nitpick but you don’t ever subscribe to HBO Go, right? You either subscribe to HBO the channel and get access to HBO Go, or you subscribe directly to HBO Now.

Adam - I want these for all the reasons you mention, but I’m a plastic-framed glasses guy like you. You said they don’t get along. Can you expand upon that? The price isn’t a dealbreaker for me, but my glasses digging into my skull will be. 

Borderline freezing cold CL is the best beer in its class, assuming that the class is the 3 major light macrobrews.

Can’t you just go to the library of Congress and do some research here? Or is that not how that works?

I’ve tried going into Untuckit 3 different times to find a shirt, because the concept of having all these fits is great. However...they don’t fit me. Which is pretty awkward.

Is the idea that you’re effectively creating a steam effect on the shoe?

The former. It’s a weak reference to the feds saying a crime is about something, getting people on something else, and then not having anything on the first part of what they said they were doing.

This is about human trafficking, not the porn on your set top box. 

Those tasty, tasty insurance payouts. 

The whole “NY vs. Chicago pizza” thing is really just New Yorkers whining about something being different. People in Chicago like NY pizza too, unless they’re just being defensive about the onslaught of needless disrespect.

What else is bothering you today?

Well thanks for bringing a swell of all the awkward shit I’ve ever done back into my mind. Can’t even muster the courage to watch the video and I’m already cringing. 

The blissful irony of him wearing a Jordan Brand hoodie.