Esketit!

But you even mentioned how much better it has gotten in some scenarios. I’ll admit that I’m not trying to bag a cart of groceries myself, but if it’s just a few items and it’s a lot faster? I’m down.

But you even mentioned how much better it has gotten in some scenarios. I’ll admit that I’m not trying to bag a cart of groceries myself, but if it’s just a few items and it’s a lot faster? I’m down.

Allow me to swoop in and file the same patent with any screen other than a 4:3.

Didn’t think to try these! My dermo recommended Cetaphil Moisturizing Cream - a step up in thickness from their lotion. While it absorbs much faster than a lot of other lotions/creams, I still find myself avoiding it if I’m about to head out the door because I don’t know if it’ll dry by the time I get to my car. And I…

Didn’t think to try these! My dermo recommended Cetaphil Moisturizing Cream - a step up in thickness from their…

Hated Luc Longley but lowkey did want a Scott Williams jersey, how’s that for a deep cut?

This just in: if you shove a bunch a shit under furniture, it becomes a place to store stuff!

I wanted a Steve Kerr jersey pretty badly back in the day. But that was before you could get whatever the hell you want.

With shower farting, it’s the humidity that’ll getcha.

So the 49ers can block the Raiders from playing in San Francisco proper via territorial rights, but can’t prevent the Raiders from playing in the 49ers own home stadium using the same clause?

I assure you that your life will be much easier if you just click one of those affiliate links on the Deadspin feed and buy a damn antenna. 

I thought it was S&L.

Better Find a Church

A lot of smart-sounding people incorrectly using the word “demographic” around here.

Rolls-Royce, Bentley, and Lamborghini all entering the market will certainly make JLR question just how ambitious they can be.

Soul Cycle is fine too, but you have to pay for it, and these sites don’t like anything you must pay a lot for that could otherwise be replicated for little-to-no expense.

It really complements tacos, etc. in an amazing way. And like you said, it delivers a healthy amount of heat. It’s delicious.

It really complements tacos, etc. in an amazing way. And like you said, it delivers a healthy amount of heat. It’s…

Citing player safety concerns, the officials blew the play dead early. 

Come to mention it, that’s insane. I can’t believe I didn’t notice that. 

I couldn’t help but wonder if Trump buying all that food himself violated some sort of NCAA statute.