“Anyone who follows football would have known the Jets weren’t going to play well.” I... ok.
Bimbo Baggins
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Thank you. I wish I could go back in time and give them to you. You seem very nice and ticket-worthy.
Thank you very much! Your all-caps enthusiasm makes me feel much better about it.
Thank you! This name is my pride and joy. Your name is extra spooky, but I still like it, too.
I am sort of used to his douchery, so I wasn’t really expecting people to get all Team Bimbo B. on me. Thanks for your kind words. I know that whole relationship was just me storing up karma points to redeem for a good boyfriend when the time is right. :)
In case anyone is still reading this, I will add mine.
I LOOK REALLY GOOD RIGHT NOW AND I AM PUMPED TO GO OUT TONIGHT.
“I actually love girls with small tits! You had to develop a personality in high school.”
If that doesn’t count, my old good-for-less-than-nothing landlord, regarding a massive power outage in four rooms out of six:
“I know you’re a girl, but can you at least try to fix it?”
Excellent.
My cousin drove three hours to attend my first communion party and stood up while we were eating cake to announce that she and her boyfriend were pregnant. They were like 19 or 20, unmarried, and their announcement actually spurred my mom to put me into regular clothes and send me outside to play while the grown-ups…
I had a roommate in college who TYPED EVERYTHiiNG LiiKE DiiS && EVEN DiiD LOWERCASE jjS AND OFTEN USED REALLY STYLISTIC PARENTHETiiCALS ( LiiKE DiiS ] && ( LiiKE DAT ] LOLZ
I used to be much better at emulating it. I did it pretty frequently as a joke when we texted. She painstakingly (and quickly!!!) typed every text…
Some of the other presenters from that evening, per JustJared:
Once when I was four, I tried to run away, but I wanted to leave a note explaining things to dear old Mom and Dad. The problem was that I couldn’t spell many words so I had to ask my mom. I made it to “I am run” before I broke down in tears and my blessed mother had to hug me and gently take away my suitcase. Later,…
You’d have better luck explaining it to the team of writers who penned the intros and the teenagers who introduced him.
Can we talk about what sounded like the Jenner girls being booed while they did the intro? I saw a few mentions of it on Twitter but it came and went. I’m still thinking about it. Specifically, how gross it was that two teenaged girls were booed like that. I tend to cut them a lot of slack because 1. they’re kids and…
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I’m 23 but was recently stopped by the police at a bus terminal on suspicion of being a teen runaway. Sometimes I get carded when I shop because, as one cashier put it, I look like I might have stolen my mom’s credit card and taken myself on a daytrip. This site told me I was 27 and 29. I was thrilled. I put in a…
Even when it’s bad, this magazine knows enough about the male ego to frame the criticism in a way that implies it was good.
Charging the "actual" price of what the work itself is worth is pretty tacky when it involves breaking down, for the client, exactly how much of your asking price has to be paid back to the salon for station rental.
Because the person doing your hair is worth all the money you are charged, yet has to immediately turn around and pay it to the house for station rental. Unless you are going to an independent professional, you are almost never simply paying the person who worked so hard to provide you with your desired look. I'm sure…