That’s classified. I could tell you, but then I’d have to kill you.

I don’t want no stinkin root beer!

They call it pop.

I am 100% ok with Trump leaving his current position to head up US Soccer.

Well, nothin’ from nothin’ leaves nothin’.

How about the Flaming Cocks or Fiery Dickbirds?

If the school board had any guts, they would change the name to the Gamecocks, and claim that you can’t get much more conservative than South Carolina.

“If Jones wants to continue fighting this fight, he’ll have to do so knowing he could potentially hurt his team’s on-field future.”

Giselle welcome to deadspin!!!

Nordstrom Rack, at best.

The “companion” is an “I’ve berated an assistant manager at Kohl’s on Black Friday” starter pack.

Boooooooooo

Nobody fucks with The Mookie.

The creep can roll.

The rapid medical evaluation on the torn rotator cuff and dislocated shoulder was completed by the #800 Lawyer sitting at the bar drinking Bud Ice Light.

There it is.

Caboche only pawn in game of life.