Hahaha!

Shut it, oppressor.

I agree - this is really beautiful stuff, and it's opened up my eyes to nail art.

Wow. I thought Rich wrote this for a second.

Right? I'd catch that stuff on every sweater and in my hair. The tortoise shell one ARE divine.

What a great idea. I told my dad that his body will be afloat a Viking ship replica and we will burn it in the middle of Picwick Lake until the TVA comes to arrest our asses.

My mom’s cousin died when I was 13 and we flew back to Florida to go to the funeral. They had been very close and he had slowly wasted from AIDS. This was just around the time HIV/AIDS was first being discussed openly, and I had also just lost an uncle to it. I rarely saw this side of my much-loved family so for me,…

That last part right there? That was beautiful. It's like you live in my town.

They need a wee bit of warming before they're edible.

Good lord, that boy is a complete doll! I'm in love, that's it.

Sorry - just read down...

Me too! wth?

Wait...wait...she adopted.

I have had both, and aside from the feelings, they are the same procedure.

Thank you so much for this beautiful story! You made me cry. ❤️

Pterosaur-ass? ...And I'll let myself out the back door.

Haha that is how I will translate DTF forever more.

Fuck this guy. Maybe his spouse has incredibly low libido because she can sense all his fucking lies! Why get married and stay married if you don't believe in it?

Rossini?? I am offended!!

What is this?