I wonder what his love life is like. It’s hard to know because he never ever talks about. I’m particularly interested in his thoughts on old cranks dating younger women. Pro? Con?

Listen to her on Marc Maron’s podcase. You will love her. She does not support Trump in the least.

Update: HERE’S MEGYN

Ugh I feel bad for Britney on this one. It reads as funny/shady but like, how many people do you think she’s taken pics with in her life? How many people are like ‘OMG BRITNEY’ and she’s supposed to remember every single one? I mean, lol because Taylor is mega-famous now but I’m willing to give Britney a pass on not…

I had a dildo on my carryon and TSA laughed at me when my bag went through the scanner.

But does she really need 9 rings?

That’s what I was thinking, also 9 people out of 600 is nothing.

Not that I necessarily support Revolve’s layoffs (I mean, what do I know about their business and who cares about me, anyway) (nobody, that’s who) but other people facing layoffs should be so lucky as to have six months notice plus a severance package.

Unrelated: I’m gonna start hiding Ghostface in the background of pics just to troll ToddlerNom years from now.

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Right. Because every mother’s son hasn’t been told that for 200+ years. They may have forgotten?

But what Mr. Trump did, he spoke in a language that all Americans can understand. That is English.

This would’ve been an excellent opportunity to say, you know, “Whether you’re a boy or you’re a girl, both of you, my job will be to make sure it’s equally an option for both of you.

Coworker of the cosplayer; I saw the whole thing go down. So perhaps I can clarify a few things I’ve seen brought up in other comments:

I once danced with Freddie Mercury at the Anvil when I was 19

she’s always covered in bruises. i think it’s probably a combo of bruising easily and falling a lot while drunk. when i was drinking i used to be covered in bruises

And that was one of his earliest episodes. By now this image has been topped by seeing sweaty naked Danny DeVito being essentially ‘birthed’ out of an imitation leather couch; and a naked, fully shaved Danny covered head to toe in hand sanitizer writhing insanely in a slime trail on a barroom floor.

Those sleeves. The hair. The shoes! This is the saddest outfit on the saddest model in the land.

I am here for this