Gears Judgment runs like shit but I never played the 360 version so maybe that's normal.

Young adults die for this sport. In other words, we are way fucking overdue for a “reset” asteroid or something.

Basically.

I'm really looking forward to playing Phienix Wright...as a bird...on weeeed.

Netflix really needs to get the last season/half-season of Mad Men up and running. I already forgot who I like and who I hate on that show.

Gfaqs users are such pussies. And believe me, I would know. I used to be one.

You can’t blame them for thinking we’re all at the same functional level as a typical ‘Skins fan.

Of course art shouldn’t be censored, but putting aside the fact that this is an entertainment product meant for mass consumption, X isn’t even art—it’s kitsch.

I want to know if they're going to ruin the PS4 version like they've ruined the PC version with their horrible post-launch updates.

What the fuck is this guy going to do with himself now?

I come to deadspin for the writing, not the knowledge, and this pretty much sums up why.

Same here. Weird to think that I feel nostalgic about the 360, but it made me unusually happy to hear the 360 load up music and see games like Condemned, Mass Effect, and Fable 2 in my library. Pretty much overnight the Xbone has become the console I would choose if I had to choose one over the other. Luckily I don’t…

This list pretty much confirms what we’ve suspected all along: the current population of middle-aged to elderly white Americans are the fucking worst.

Holy shit, thank you universe.

You do not get to experience both. You and your copy are two completely different entities.

I don’t watch football anymore but I get the feeling that we’re getting close to the first Sunday that I log into Deadspin and read about a player getting killed on the field.

Motherfucker...you convinced to pre-order a CoD game.

What, no Huxley?

Precisely. I get to play games I own at no extra charge. Meanwhile, even games that are available on PS Now that I own digital copies of still require me to pay a fee on PS4.

Lots of great games to choose from, but I'd be utterly full of shit if I said I'd be playing anything for than BoI: Afterbirth.