I can hear the screaming of its power steering pump from here in Oregon. It’s so great / terrible. I love it. 

Big fan of this. As a lifelong Oregonian, there are plenty of times I’d like to pump my own (diesel mostly) fuel. Yet, we’ve always been allowed to pump our own into motorcycles, so at least it was consistent....... it’s still a win.

Honda Ridgeline

Mazda CX-50 Turbo final answer.

The better question is, are they infected with CVTs? The answer is no. Also at the $31k+ price point, the Corolla Cross (awful name) and CX-30 are far better vehicles at literally everything. In this segment you have the CX-30 Turbo AWD first, Corolla Cross (awful name) second, and then who cares? My sister in law…

Grand Coupe SUVs final answer.

But it’s hideous. The outside is hideous. The interior is hideous. If I got 5000 miles on a charge and 100 mpg on the gas engine I still wouldn’t buy it.

Just gonna jump in with a hard nope here.  The 300HP Camry is the perfect amount as has been previously established, and also these look really good. Man I’m getting old. The Dodge 170 whatever needs to just die. 

Sorry, Bob. Just no.

hmm

That’s not a coupe. That’s a 4 door SUV Sportback and it looks awful, just like the previous one, and the BMW versions, and and and.

So a new GLK essentially. Sure, I’m down for this, why not? (Says the guy with a GLK Bluetec) 

Angry Dorito box!

Easy answer, B7 RS4 sedan 6MT. I want one of these SO BADLY, and I can afford to BUY one, but I’m quite sure it would destroy me financially to keep it on the road.

Because f*ck you, peasant. Or it’s a Mansfield Bar, whatever.  :) 

Writer assembles headline while misusing the term: uglier.

Hideous. Looks like trash outside and in. Asymmetrical dash, asymmetrical center thingie. R8 panel thingie. Stop, you’re not done designing yet. 

Subaru CVTs are trash. That is all. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.

I know. Crazy talk over here. 

A person could also, and hear me out here, use the parking brake when parking.