Fuck

Can somebody explain why this site is dropping coverage of shows all over the place (especially show that I watch)

Well at at least the brain bugs have good taste in music.

Fun historical fact: bread-based dildos were used in Ancient Greece.

I'm assuming it's a reference to the ruling that legalized same-sex marriage nationwide.

Yes, it was a cute and delicious looking baby.

The train was held up because of a suicidal person jumping on to the tracks.

For those keeping score, this is the fifth appearance of the dress and the first appearance of post-bangs Abbi wearing it

I hate to correct our reviewer, but Ilana Wexler is the character. Ilana Glazer is the actress.

In addition to the show, Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer have a small side business where they beat the shit out of athletic trainers for hire.

I'm starting to get the sense that all of this might be a setup to some sort of rift between Abbi and Ilana. Their friendship is the central relationship of this show. That would definitely shake things up. I think a falling out between the two (even if for only a few episodes) could be interesting.

I see what you did there.

That opening sequence did make me feel something.

Well she did give birth to an ungodly abomination of a daughter who barely ages in the next seven years.

Wrong

It means you're a probably a guy. Ilana doesn't really mind women touching her boobs.

I'm about to get a bit nerdy and nitpicky here.

Seriously, has nobody picked up on the "Ilana is pregnant" bits that have been in every episode this season so far?

And then you realize that she's probably a grandmother now.

So the old guy that fakes drowning just perv on Abbi is named Squints. That's gotta be a reference to The Sandlot,right?