“After consulting Jesus, Mary, and Joseph we’ve decided to punch ourselves in the face.”  (crowd cheers!)

Why is having an official watching a game “from above” so hard to pull off? The Officials on the field will have ear pieces in and can in real time speak to the official above and can instantaneously make decisions. No need to stop the game while they watch it on the field.  It’s 2019 everywhere except in NFL stadiums.

Why aren’t we just selling off these nonprofitable lands to private entities that will know exactly how to derive the most value from them? Big government has its tentacles in everything. I love tacos! I’m pretty sure climate change is just a normal bump in the global road and that humans can’t possibly effect an…

I’ve long believed that professional athletes and coaches need to have a deep confidence and belief in themselves to reach this level of competition. That self confidence sometimes leads players to make bad throws and coaches to take on players with the idea that they will reach them and keep them in check. Balancing…

This one is pretty hard to accept. Are we just supposed to root for the good player over the evil ownership at all times? He didn’t retire because of catastrophic injury and the Lions told him to piss off. He retired and had to repay some of an advance he got for games that he voluntarily chose to not play in. Does he…

I can still use my Nano right?

Can you imagine how much tattooing will occur if the Raptors win the title? Perhaps caricatures of the entire team with him included?

I’m pretty sure it’s just Jesus pulling pranks. I’ve heard that he’s quite the handful at home. He calls his Dad Yahweh.  Like, “Sure thing Yahweh.  I’ll get right on that after I mess with these pilots.”

Maybe the Raiders tried to sign other OG and they all said no?  Maybe this guy is really the best they can do?  Honest question:  would you play for the Raiders?

Toronto Insufferables? Kidding. Kidding. Just some of you and you know who you are. Great joke that is sadly not a joke is how many Torontonians does it take to change a light bulb? One while the rest of Canada revolves around them.  They should have gone with the Hoops or the O’s just to add another O to the…

Every FA guard still available probably feels pretty crappy right now.  Well, or maybe the Raiders reached out to multiple FA guards and offered longterm deals and they all turned the Raiders down?  Is he the best the Raiders can do?

It’s pretty clear it all started in 1985 with Patrick Ewing going to the Knicks. The NBA Commissioner is who the Ginger Hammer wishes he could be.

Why after all these years haven’t they built a slide back down?!?

I was just telling my wife I don’t remember the last commercial I watched and after reading this I am once again reminded that I once actually saw commericials. Between streaming, recording, and not watching as much TV I have remained elusive to TV advertisers. In a way it’s kind of sad. In another, more accurate way,…

I’m no fan of gatekeepers.  No one has it together so much to say they’ve figured it out.

Rest in peace Good Sir and Madam.  I know nothing about either of you but as I’ve aged and buried far too many friends and family hearing of others passing feels far more real.  Life sure does come at you quick.  Hug your loved ones or at least tell them you love them.  :(

And what happens when this tunneling company runs into some Mole People? What then Elon Odor? The only tunnel I need is one running away from my house. You know what I mean? This guy thinks he’s God. Next thing you know he’s going to build a ramp so we can drive to heaven. He just needs to locate it first but once he…

And they laughed at me when I bought the entire series of Friends on VHS.  Who’s laughing now?

On an unrelated topic, other than a winking face is there another emoji for “I’m kidding.”?

Thank you so much for sharing this.  It looks like you worked really hard.  Just for inclusion and diversity of opinions I’d love to hear a man’s opinion on this.