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New Zealand doesn’t currently produce enough controversy domestically so it has to import.  

Everybody is saying that about you.

Saying “people” or “everybody” instead of “one person” is a widespread practice amongst me.

If you read the article, though, it confirms it wasn't a lie, just a slight exaggeration.

So you’re sure it’s a lie...because some unrelated issue you’re shoehorning into this?

Wait till you hear about antipasto. 

Eh, it’s the Royal Navy in the 19th century. It’s plenty gay.

I think the issue is just that Jared has such a generic, blank, bland, uncanny valley face that you could put him next to anyone (or anything) and see some sort of resemblance.  I bet you could say the same thing about a picture of him next to a lamp.

Whatever his name is, somewhere in Syria he is being immortalized on a bombed out building

Also to be fair, it is very uncommon, style-wise, to put the photo credit first in a caption. I can totally see how people made this mistake. It still made me chuckle, but I don’t think the people who made this mistake really need to be called out for being any particular kind of idiot. They’re not. They just misread… Read more

Half of that museum is in a Roman-style villa (the Getty Villa). If its driveway is not already called the Via Getty, it’s a missed opportunity.

Every time one of these clowns makes bail, someone should approach them with a camera and ask, “So, Fox News has labeled you a member of ANTIFA, have any words for Sean Hannity?”. Their answers should be entertaining. 

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We would like to point out that the photographer credited with taking the photo is named Win McNamee, which does sound made up. Read more

He looks just like my cousin Per Reuters.

Reportedly nicknamed “Bigo”. Not sure why his friend dropped the “t” at the end.

Those kids are gonna grow up to hate corners.

Reminds me of Prawo Jazdy, the Polish man who got dozens of traffic tickets in Ireland before someone noticed his name is Polish for “drivers license.”

What!? My rankings are Popeye’s > Wendy’s > Chick-Fil-A > KFC > McDs > BK.  I will never understand the Chick-Fil-A love.  Too one dimensional and not that great.

Sounds like they should sell garbage bags with holes for your head and arms along with it.