Given the long list industry members who still refuse to withdraw support for Polanski, even in the current climate, I wouldn’t hold your breath. 

He’s a short, fat, ugly guy who somehow became a household name for fucking hot girls. I bet he’s a mess of insecurities/impostor syndrome and needs constant validation.

Well, I’m from Utica and I never heard anyone use the phrase, “steamed hams.”

“Open-faced sandwich” is an oxymoron.

No, they’re varieties or cultivars, not different species.

“...each time I hope it’s from a female”. Read more

A stick and a half at least. A moose, just to be safe.

He literally told his base to gather together in confined spaces in a few weeks. He’s downplayed it because the only thing he’s worried about is the Stock Market.

Try dehumanising everyone involved in the conspiracy first. Conspiracies work best with a chaotic neutral protagonist.

Virtual elbow bump to all the truckers and others keeping the supply chain moving too.

Limits air travel, kills Boomers...they finally did it.

Don’t forget to tip your stripper!

In theory yes, but in practice it’s similar to why I would never own a motorcycle. I can control MY actions, its the idiots around me that will kill me. Read more

I don’t like ranch normally, but I’d buy Popeye’s Blackened Ranch in a heartbeat.

I love the medium Nando’s sauce with wings from my smoker.

That’s interesting, as a tomato-based sauce (like I assume the one in the photo above is) will be acidic, so adding a pinch of baking soda (alkaline) will not be enough to shift the pH. 

Do you flinch at small children expressing joy too?

The good news is if you run out of tp you can still take a shower!

I found this the other day, while trying to explain to my friend who the beefy sax player from the terrible Gunship song was:

Why’d they have to go ruin a perfectly good chicken biscuit by adding maple flavor?