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Well to be fair, Eli got his first one because the Giants D held the highest-scoring offense in history to 14 points.

I only eat eggs with vegemite toast.

He’s a seed. He plunges into the dirt, awaiting the next rain to germinate and produce peanut babies.

Central and South America is the centre of diversity for Solanaceae. They domesticated what was available to them. That’s not a failing of European/Middle Eastern farmers. They didn’t develop ‘poisonous’ potatoes and tomatoes, their starting package was just different.

Saskatoon.

The trunk of my car is actually colder than my freezer today.

If you dislike yourself, there’s a lot to like here. Read more

...and they’re probably working multiple jobs.

I’m not sure I’d describe her as “drag”. That usually has an strong element of tragic irony to it. Not sure if “transvestite” is a PC term though, seems to have historically been a pretty negative label... Read more

A McNugget Po’Boy

Inappropriate sexual advances?

It’s very easy to over-cook too, then it tastes like liver.

The raising of livestock is directly responsible for around a quarter of global warming since the beginning of the industrial age Read more

Eating morning shit is just a marketing ploy.

No one is paying for this themselves. That’s not how conference travel works.

...and pocket the reset of your per diem!

Yeah there’s no fucking way BK’s flaccid strips of microwaved sadness looks like the bacon pictured there.

*wipes cocaine residue off nose* LET’S DO IT!

And Harry will still get to see his Grandma every time he gets change back at Tim Horton’s.

Grad studies are hitting the snooze button on the alarm clock of life.