A friend bet me there was no site that would have people defending this chump. Thanks for being so classy folks. 

How do you lose a shipwreck? There must have been some sort of gps type navigation back in 1999?

I would do this on Christmas. Much better than the 20 item buffet the KFC has here. 

Yeah but he accepts skittles and pencils as payment so its pretty cheap.

I was with a friend and her son at a chain place having a fajitas for our regular “People With Autism Love Fajitas Too” event. Some waitstaff were singing the company birthday song and he asked why they didn’t just sing Happy Birthday? I explained the whole old copyright thing and after a few moments he said he wrote…

I would say IHOP or Denny’s but people around here already sleep there. 

YA novels of any type do not belong on any college reading list unless it has something to do with writing or understanding YA. 

No but a sign saying we are out of fucking waffles is. 

Not at all. The one time I got polite service (but still slow) I asked for the manager to pay a compliment. The manager smiled and thanked me and said they usually have 25% to 50% of scheduled staff no-show or call in so if I knew any reliable people please have them apply. They do on the spot interviews in the…

Scientist in lab makes a batch of this cereal and finds the vanilla taste to be ok. Passes the milk submersion test. Now what to call it? Sugar Capsules won’t work. Box of White Dicks is too racy. How about.....

Isn’t this an old Bill Cosby bit?

I wanted to try the KFC chicken and waffles once. I mentally prepared myself for the rude service, the long wait (always at least 30 minutes) and the screeching of the off balance fan in the dining room singing it’s maddening song of EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (no exaggeration this fan has been broken since I moved here in…

This story reminds me of the first time I had any Asian food. For some reason a family opened a Chinese restaurant in my little Wisconsin home town. As a kid I always figured they got lost on their way to Wisconsin Dells and decided to stop and make the best of it. My Mom took to me and it was wonderful. My first…

I thought that was a Honda Element.

About 50 gallons of Strawberry Ribena. 

Is there another way? Other than pop a bubble or pop someone in the nose?

Drive over to Kenosha WI and go down a few alleys. I bet you can find them before lunch. 

This reminds me of the sign in a local place that says something along the lines of misbehaving kids will be given an espresso, a puppy and then asked to leave. The only people who are upset are the ones who don’t monitor their kids.

When are they going to stop serving alcohol? The Chuck in my town is always in the monthly top ten of locations with alcohol related police calls.

Wasn’t there a coffee or mocha frosty?