This is lovely.

Nah.

Yeah, that’s the best I could come up with. Really poorly done.

Exactly. The background music cut, and they said the lines (intentionally) weirdly, so I thought it might be building up to bring a faked video. But it definitely wasn't that.

No, I caught that.

Yeah, I could not tell what they were going for with the music dropping and the militia guys changing their voices as they were talking about kidnapping the governor. At first I thought they were going for a “manipulated video” thing and some conspiracy/false flag angle. But that seemed stupid because it’s very not…

No, she said first black person. But apparently not in every version?

So what was the joke?

That explanation would support driving up in a truck, dumping a load of apples, and leaving. Not hanging out with the cubs, petting them, and encouraging others to do the same via adorable animal video.

“habituating them to human contact is likely to put the bears in grave danger”

“How do we know Crosby felt sorta ‘Meh’ about Van Halen’s death?”

Dammit, now I have to look up which one Wisconsin is.

Daaaaayummmm.

CEC in bankruptcy. It has no obligation to make good on its past promises.

Okay, so we’re all just ignoring that her heroes were the 1986 Challenger astronauts?

Let’s be honest, I kinda need that PacMan machine.

Sonic was our road trip go-to when we lived in TX — liked the tots and cherry limeade (even the diet is quite good).

That looks like tajin on the rim.

Screw water.

Don’t count out watermelon and cheese until you’ve at least tried a watermelon + feta salad. Say, something like this: https://toriavey.com/toris-kitchen/watermelon-feta-salad-with-mint/