We had those when I was a kid. At Thanksgiving a few years back, my sister and I were waxing nostalgic about them as I was convincing her to take mu little nice and nephew to see Force Awakens when it came out.

It’s a good movie. It’s funny.

Yeah, I was in Porto last year and of course had to get one.

Formally requesting salvation from the grays so I can read "Deaspin: A Note for our Readers".

“I genuinely had a big, dopey smile on my face through most of this Halloween episode”.

A preseason game held after the season is completed.

Sometimes, a cigar is just a cigar. This is not one of those times.

Wait, is Kevin gone?

I’ve been listening to your reasoning, makes no sense at all.

Hope you didn’t pull a hammy stretching to find something to be offended about.

Has France changed that much in 15 years that they no longer treat their sandwiches as an embarrassing little secret no wants to admit to eating? Because you seem awful period.

Is a 6.5” sandwich small? Is it a snack?

I’ve never understood what caramel brings to the party here. I would much prefer to just eat an apple.

Time to move on to One Crazy Summer.

You were so itching to have this fight that you decided to gin it up in a review that, as you point, doesn't even go there? Your last line certainly rings true.

*Ansel Elgort taps Finn on shoulder*

Dinner and a movie on our 4th or 5th date, me showing off my brand new Prius. My first new car, I had waited 3 months for it to be delivered (one of the first 10 sold in Houston!) and I was really excited. Dinner was a BYOB red-sauce Italian place; good meal, and she took her leftovers.

Wow, thought I’d seen my last 1-800-CALL-ATT reference in this lifetime.

Triggered.

No, not unless it was happening in very controlled circumstances. Seeing a waiter wolfing down something haphazardly is a recipe for patrons wondering whether waiters just grab good off people's plates.