Does it make the driver as sleepy and uninspired looking as the exterior?

Above you, outside. Like always.

Fuck yes Stiefvater article today. Now I want my car vinyl wrapped even more...

Oh god, all I want is ‘Next time on Roadkill: Suck it Porsche, this is the original rear engine flat six turbo coupe’.

They must have trapped a bunch of air or gas in the line. Water is incompressible, so it can only store so much energy; I’m amazed that it could lift that much earth. Usually it’s a smaller ‘explosion’ and then the gusher.

My 2004 XJR. Went into the local Jag dealership at 25 to see the new XF in the flesh. Salesman started chatting with me-”They are surprisingly affordable! They start in the 60s!” Being a smartass, I said: “Nope. The only thing I would want and could afford in a Jag would be a used current generation XJR, and I checked…

Mechanical engineer here who cannot wrench. And while it would be nice to know how to fix everything I work on, there isn’t enough value in it to train me in it. I’m employed to do math and science on a huge, varied fleet of gas turbines and compressors that are scattered over thousands of miles. If I worked on a…

My other thought is to put a gloss purple vinyl wrap on it. I have always kinda felt like the dark grey was too boring.

There are a shocking number of these in Canada, as we only have a 15year import limit.

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God dammit, there’s always that one. Ticonderoga. Motherf#$%.

I just discovered a little (maybe 1/2 inch) crack in my bumper leading from a rear parking sensor cutout. It’s a plastic bumper, but it’s a Jag, so god only knows what a replacement would cost. My mechanic also does full body work, so I’ll ask him about repairs, but I suspect it’s replace or live with it. What should…

You are crazy, and the suggestion that a Smart ForTwo of any kind should be driven aggressively is pure lunacy. People like you make Jalopnik richer :-)

Man, I thought this was how you did it.

Not what I expected from a $kaycog carwash video. 2/10

Merging onto the highway with a Mirage. Rented one, and I thought ‘Hey, a decent centre stack!’ and ‘Hey, budget cars can have character too, right?’. Then I got onto the highway. If trying to get up to speed with short merge lanes wasn’t scary enough, my disappointment was complete when I finished merging. The car…

Come on, the TransAm interior is a least as good as the one in the RC version.

Aguz, this is decently written and most importantly well told. Being entertaining is a lot harder than having perfect grammar!

For the record, I wear Onitsuka Tigers, have a basket on my bicycle, play ultimate Frisbee, make homemade cider, and listen to Florence and the Machine. Goddammit.