Good Lord, you’re a beautiful, brilliant Brazilian!!!

Welcome! You must be new here.

I know they’re not charging anything for it, but this is EA, it still feels like their marketing team had a closed door, off the record meeting about how this could drive sales.... color me skeptical

You’re basically just patting yourself on the back in public right now.

I had that “Christmas morning” feeling in my stomach when I read that last sentence.

Dark & satyrical vs. painfully terrible - this is a subjective line. Around these parts, it’s hard to “cross the line” within this group’s culture. But it’s only an outlet - DS commenters are good folks, and they’ll log off and feel just as shitty as you about the crash. Do not fear for humanity because of a…

Welcome to deadspin. Where sad and happy emojis play in the same comment section at all times.

Whoa. I didn’t realize the joke police was in town.

Holy mother of god. Between this and the “Pectoral College” comment on the angry bodybuilder story, it’s a great day for Kinja.

Shut up Venkman.

Kinja isn’t for you.

Major +1 all of those hating on those comment need to get off their outrage soapbox.

Wow, that flew right over my head.

Not if Jerry survived ...

Even in the face of tragedy, America’s team is at the forefront of your thoughts. Jerrah thanks you.

You suck dude

You shouldn’t be reading this site.

How dare you make a joke about football players where CTE is rampant, players are losing their memory, ability to function, lives, and taking others with them. Are you thinking of their families at that point? Life is tragedy man. The joke wasn’t about the Brazilian team just trying to relate the tragedy there to…

A pithy comment is what we need right now.