Totally thought that was a typo or misspoken - I must give you props on the joke though. Well done you awful person!

I am not sure why you are reacting this way. The joke, while dark and satirical, wasn’t disrespectful to the deceased.

I’m not a soccer fan so I have little perspective on the scope of this team, but I feel terrible for family and fans of these athletes.

XI: Thou shalt not make a joke about or reference to any current topic

....WHAT? Oh man... did you hate Slaughterhouse 5 too? This movie was solid as a rock. I didn’t see it as a “big reveal”, but as a steadily unfolding answer. I loved it. Hope it obliterates the box office to Hollywood takes a hint and we get more quality, original movies (even if it is an adaptation, at least it isn’t…

This is how watching actual NFL games is, too. You sit through 5 minutes of bullshit ads to watch a kickoff go for a touchback, then 5 more minutes of ads.

(ZOMG highlight truther alert!!!)

Is it just me or is this a much better catch than pass? Yes, he hit him in stride, but if the cornerback had turned around half a second earlier thats a pretty easy interception, no? The concentration Adams had to maintain to make the catch seems way more impressive to me.

It’s amazing how similar a great pass looks to a terrible play by a defensive back.

Cracking up at the guy in the 49ers tshirt @ 0:41 coming in hot with the wimpiest little punches that only a Silicon Valley guy could throw.

Thank you for your bitterness.

“I think Thompson snorted a fuckton of speed.”

It doesn’t have to be a huge life-of-the-party sort of character, you can just try to channel your idea of what a more confident person would act like. That’s what I do, I just think of someone I know well who is better at small-talk than I am, or I think to myself “if I was talking to someone who was easy to talk to,…

Counterpoint: If you’re only practicing confidence tricks like this with people who already know you by name, then you might not be reaching very far. And if you’re trying them with new people you don’t already know, they’ll have no idea you’re doing something different!

It’s a disgusting comment

I see. So on one hand, Deadspin uses college game signs to bump up traffic - and on the other hand critizes signs jumping in line for their shot at attention.

Flint is not the butt of the joke, and the sign is tame.

Do you ever wonder why most of your friends gradually stopped talking to you? Because if you crusade like this in real life, well, that’s the answer.

He’s planning on retiring after the bowl game? based on every cop movie I’ve ever seen, this will not end well.

“Watch all of these”

The moral of the story: if you’re a high school wrestler, and there’s a panda in your weight class, you’re screwed.