Yeah, I think you’re right. Those are clearly ass implants.

Just curious why you dismissed my innocuous comment that read:

Thanks. I’ll go check it out.

Ass implants, 100%.

What the fuck is wrong with this guy?

Cricket’s cool, but they wear wide-brimmed sun hats and stop for tea, so let’s call it even?

Almost every Medal of Honor citation starts with “Disobeying orders he went into battle...”

Having just purchased a mattress after weeks of research, I learned that side-sleeping and firm mattresses are not a good match.

Having just purchased a mattress after weeks of research, I learned that side-sleeping and firm mattresses are not a…

Because the white letters don’t have road grime forcefully ground into them, thousands of times per minute.

I don’t think you actually know what a straw man is.

Don’t be disingenuous, Bobby.

I’ve never actually heard somebody call for “more think pieces.” I’m afraid of you.

I think you misunderstand the point of “#notallmen.”

Haha, thanks.

Dismissive wanking is the only appropriate response to your misguided, condescending, moralizing.

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“Shocking as it may be, that would probably make a lot of people happy.”

Exactly. The joke is that people really hate the fucking Cowboys.

If you’re not from Brazil, it’s hard to understand the magnitude of this tragedy.