Red Vines

Colin Cowherd is furiously re-enacting scenes from“A Beautiful Mind” in order to somehow connect it all to John Wall dancing.

AVOID THE PARENTALS

“Simmons has about nine inches on me...”

I laughed...

Malls are Back !!!! Time to call my wastetoid gen X friends to cruise the mall for some new wave babes and avoided the parentals , you know it !!!

“AQUA-CHEERS was filmed in front of a live studio audience.”

Head fiction: A person on twitter caller her a “Nazi” once, so she decided to show them they were wrong by murdering lots of puppies.

Nah, he moved to America and works in the meat packing industry to provide for his family.

Guppy: Afternoon, Mr. Master. How was your day!
Orm: My car broke down. I blew a seal on the way to work.
Guppy: Sorry to hear that, Mr. Master.
Orm:  Why?  Best 10 minutes of my day!

Patrick Wilson’s character starts hanging out at a bar in Boston where everyone yells out “Orm!” when he walks in.

I predicted this on Reddit and they laughed at me. THEY LAUGHED. But who’s laughing me? Googies1998 is, that’s who!

Let’s see how well you do against a flerken.

“Was that so hard to figure out? I mean... you’re my science guy.”

Are we really going with “Nick Fury’s eye was gouged out by a cat” in the MCU?

SPOILERS KINDA IF YOU HAVEN’T YET SEEN THE MOVIE...

It gets better. In the Marvel Universe not only does Marvel Comics exsists and publishes the same comics as our world, but said comics are legally admissible in court.

How taxing is it to suspend your disbelief for 10 seconds?

I think you’re confused. The Stan Lee you see in the Captain Marvel movie is Earth-199999 reading the Earth-199999 version of the Mall Rats script.

The Stan Lee who acted in the Captain Marvel movie is the Stan Lee from Earth-1218 who appeared in the Earth-1218 version of Mall Rats.

You can see which of the two directors shot each scene.

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