Oh, so NOW strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is not a good basis for a system of government.

Stuck . .. in Limbo?

however, the report inspired del Toro himself to clarify on Twitter that the film is “not a ninja project,” adding, “But...there are ninjas in it.”

This Ralph Ellison adaptation sure is weird. 

That’s for the hearing impaired, it’s an ADA compliance thing.

Law & Order: Agents of SHIELD!

Bruce is ensorcelled by Poison Ivy in the trailer for next week’s episode of Gotham, “The Trial of Jim Gordon.”

RE: Patton Oswalt is voicing MODOK:

That’s where I was. Fully ready to go into 2019 in Pout For Trout mode. 

To put it in another perspective, when it’s over the Mets still owe Bobby Bonilla 4 more years of payments.

My coworker overheard my conversation with another coworker, as I was exclaiming “THIRTEEN years!?” And she asked what we were talking about and I said a baseball player, and she said “Oh, what did he get convicted for?”
And the other coworker said “he got sentenced to 13 years in Philly.”

The way this contract is set up, the Phillies are literally the exact opposite of “out of the Trout sweepstakes.”

Great plan, geniuses!

This is not an ungood lineup:

Our long, Nationals nightmare has finally ended.

13 years? He’ll 39, fat, angry, and with an even bigger beard. Why would Philly want that

Never having worked food service, and understanding the giant pain that it is for most food service workers, I have made it my life’s mission to be as polite, easy, and grateful for their hard work as I can be, cause I know that when I leave there’s a chance whoever fills my seat next will be a jerk.

Do you really think a couple of rookie homeless persons are going to steal a ditch from veteran Tomsula? Better have an ambulance parked nearby...