But that’s where the fun is ;)

Nope.

This would make a great SNL skit:

Tosche station was never the same...

Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a padawan. Choose a fucking big viewscreen, Choose moisture vapirators, landspeeders, holocron players, and electrical gonk droids. Choose good health, high midichlorians and rancor insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter cave. Choose…

Well, not pants....

I would give none

kinda like this?

I’ll say it once again:

Yeah, Kinja is ruining my gif game.

She apparently decided that aging was for other people.

That brings the question: “How does autocorrect handle the phrase ‘duck fucking’?”

I was 13 when that movie came out, and I still credit that shot right there as the exact moment I entered puberty.

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Yes, Carter Burke, noted honest and good person.

Been watching Paw Patrol have you?

Please add Young Shawn & Gus to the mix   

Rampaging Pomskies!

Makes “doing the twist” have a completely different meaning.  

Kevin Smith revealed Lea Thompson will lend her voice to an undisclosed character