The Eastern Bloc Party

This dumb dumb team. This goddamn Fyre Festival of a sports franchise.

It’s like that scene in Being John Malkovich when Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich.

We wanted a live action Batman Beyond and they give us an animated one cuz Spider-Verse did so well. Well so did Aquaman and if they were smart they’d cast Michael Keaton as an old Batman cuz fuck man he’d be perfect

They did a mini-Into the Batverse with Batman Beyond 5 years ago for Batman’s 75th anniversary:

Michael Keaton is still too young. I vote for Clint Eastwood for old Bruce Wayne. He looks almost like the old animated Bruce now. Let Eastwood direct it too. I know it will never happen but that’s my dream.

If DC is only cranking out a Batman Beyond movie as an ‘answer’ to Marvel’s “Into the Spiderverse”, I don’t have a lot of faith in the project. That’s being said as someone who really enjoyed Batman Beyond.

I think her cahracter in “I, Tonya” was way scarier than Harley Quinn.

I think it’s a porcine when the writers just start cutting out the tasty bits to make a movie seem more impassoinked

They definitely still left in some references, though mostly to the Tobey ones. My biggest laugh in the movie was actually the “And then I did this for a while. We don’t ever talk about this” reference to SM3's emo-peter.

Might have even been spectacular, could even say it was astonishing, and the ultimate joke that was not done.

And you know the Trotterverse would never stop swine-ing about it.

You guys, Spider-Ham’s uncle DIED. Making jokes about it just isn’t kosher.

I always wanted Deadpool to have a scene in one of his movies where he’s working at Starbucks.  While calling out orders, he yells “Peter!” and than we get a shot of Maguire and Garfield approaching the counter with Deadpool shooting off a quick 4th wall breaking quip.

You never take a shortcut with pi; it leads to wildly inaccurate calculations and soggy crusts...

When it comes to Spider-Ham, it’s always good to leave audiences bacon for more.

After re-reading the Perkins/Gage Union Jack miniseries over the weekend, it got the wheels spinning about how it’d look as a film or streaming series.

Get someone like Guy Ritchie to direct, put the post-Brexit UK in the crosshairs of a cadre of wealthy and powerful Nazi vampires who have been plotting revenge for…

No one who actually is capable of enjoying those godawful films is also capable of knowing this as well.

Okay, we’ll take Black Knight but only if we also get CAPTAINNN BRITAINNN! And he has to shout his name like Ted Turner in this clip: