I just think that if a bunch of guys (or women, even) sat around and said, "Hur hur, let's describe fictionaly women's genitalia based on their personalities" it wouldn't fly around here.

You'd better thank your lucky stars you won a penis in the genetic lottery, mister.

Good answer, that does make a lot of sense. It still should have scared the crap out of them that they were leaving anything to chance with that much money on the line.

Me too. Imagine what a train wreck it would have been if they didn't have RDJ's improv skill!

#3 - Iron Man: How in hell do Hollywood executives green light a $140,000,000 film without a rock-solid script? It was an afterthought? This explains so much.

Yes, we will do that on the same day that anyone gives a shit about what you think.

it doesn't take a genius to figure out how quickly jezebel would have pounced on ANYONE had they made an article discussing labias that look like Arby's sandwiches

Will do.

I was really excited about my Disney crush, Jasmine, and was completely underwhelmed.

brilliant!

Definitely it's not this - I actually came to the decision over the weekend, but this afternoon figured I'd just "check out the headlines." I don't even read Jezebel, but it was cross posted on Gawker and I was compelled to make a comment. Nothing I've said before has ever gotten this much response, so it does feel…

I'm not bent out of shape, nor do I consider it an injustice. Like I said in another response, I really don't care. I just wanted to draw attention to the "tinge of hypocrisy" as you put it. Because honestly, if "Top Ten Disney Princess Pussies Compared" were to appear on Gawker with illustrations and playful…

No need for apologies - it's really refreshing to engage with someone who is civil. The best the author could muster is "no one cares what you think." Weak.

it ultimately validates the type of shitty behavior it was designed to subvert.

No worries - I realize it is futile to try to garner support away from a Jezebel author on her own site. And, I'm not at all offended by the post. I am just compelled to draw attention to hypocrisy when I see it.

We'll see how long I can stay away. I'm already disturbingly intrigued by one of Mark's new posts, which also links to a real-life doubled-donged dude!

Thanks Pope! And there was no attitude, even in my subsequent responses.

I find it really, really hard to believe that they'd be okay with "rating" the aesthetics of vaginas, real or cartoon.

Even if it's snarky, this is at least the most relevant response defending Jezebel that I've seen today - including the author's - so thank you for that.

Discussion on kinja is just a pastime for me, I'm not trying to make a difference. If the day ever comes that internet commenters actually have impact on the world, god help us all.