You lost me for a minute there..., but I think you told him to “fuck off”.

I hope so because some pretty big things happen in this game. And that scene...

Clementine will remember that.

I got an exclusive, behind-the-scenes look at the NBA official charged with making these determinations:

There are no clean hands in the Deadspin commentariat today.

*looks at photo*

Yeah, if the force is still in play, it’s not your base and you have to run. If Ward went back to third, Profar could have tagged him, then stepped on the base, then thrown to either of the other bases with two outs recorded and the force still intact.

DC Doesn’t Know What to Do With Cyborg

Poor thing. After two years of free stuff you didn’t get enough this time. 

A song of ice and fire flowers.

Mario dies all the time. The 1-Ups reset time, allowing Mario to attempt something again. It’s all explained in Doctor Strange.

Wario: It pains-a my heart to see-a my beloved relatives slain in their prime. Wah. But, as your new rulers, We assure you, their-a sacrifices will-a not be in vain.

Is this that post?

Waluigi is Luigi’s adopted son with his life partner Wario. Baby Mario and Baby Luigi are Mario’s kids with Peach for which they used Daisy as a surrogate. Peach wasn’t able to carry children anymore after giving birth to the Koopalings.

With both Mario brothers dead and without issue, the House of Mario is now bereft an heir. Thus, the line of succession passes to the Wa, a branch of the family that has often quarreled with the main line despite their weak claims to the seat of the main House. Now the incumbent family’s inherited domain—including…

I don’t do microtransactions.

The only way he could have made this video better was if he shot it in landscape.

After hearing him in the video, he’s already a better commentator than Gruden.

Considering how interesting he made an empty warehouse, I would watch any sport Antoine Dangerfield commentated.

21. Marvin the Martian (5.0)