We all know this a conspiracy so the 3 hyper cars won't be tested against each other.

At least this guy dressed for the occasion.

I dunno. The material in these Tweets appears to contain a lot of Stretch.

The Justus Leeg

Sorry man, didn't jack your premise. Here's some black.

+1 Bomb dropped, on me

I don't know which came first, the chicken or the egg, but here's a hat tip anyway.

Smart to use the Waka filter on their picture. It is probably too Fozzie for the police to get an accurate ID.

It took a while, but, I got there eventually. I think 'an' is just 'and' with the 'n' left out and I think 'vanlier' might be a type of strong cheese.

When you're here, you're str8fam!

Unfortunately the police were unable to make an arrest as nobody wanted to admit to being beat up by the Gap Band.

@str8fam_dwilson's second tweet sounds like he had a handful, or two.

Wait, that one guy says he beat off #15?

Not sure which beating was worse: the one he laid on the MSU players or the one he laid on the English language.

This guy needs help.

not everyone is a high value target, so not everyone is going to be targeted. Also, not everyone's social data (dob, pet names, friends, mothers, etc) are readily available on the web meaning it would be harder for a hacker to social engineer your passwords. For average people, strong passwords are a very good…

I've had good security habits, malware/virus protection, passwords all of my life, and I've kept my data on lock down for 40 years with no problems. Then Anthem just gave hackers every bit of information they need to mess with me for the rest of my life (and after). Don't worry though, they are providing 2 years of…

Get an insane deal on this Bugatti Veyron oil change for the price of a 2010 Mustang GT.

I'd beat the shit out of my son if he ever spoke to a woman like that. Holy shit. If I had a son, I mean.

If your twitter activity unfolds in such a manner that I find myself backing Curt Shilling on absolutely anything, then you're fucking doing it wrong.