Oh boy. I wonder if this might give people a reason to hate Duke.

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As an owner of all three consoles I will break it down to:

Starring this because I did this on Tuesday—tipped too low, realized it, then threw down some cash.

If you're dumb enough to bust the hinges on any 3DS, don't buy one. Ever. My 5 year old has been using mine for over a year and he has managed to keep it in tact.

Stop treating your handhelds like a damn caveman.

Who the fuck just stands on rocks, videotaping a fucking crab? The cameraperson was in on this, no fucking doubt.

Funny how so many teams are willing to give this guy a shot, considering how much he is hated by the Publix.

"How could you let that guy in the building?" - Assistant Manager, Red Lobster

"The second law of thermodynamics basically is the more ways something can happen, the more likely it is to happen."

It also seems that GameStop will allow you to buy a new 3DS and take it home to do the transfer, return the device to get your money back and then trade in your old 3DS for $100 credit that can be used to repurchasing the device. A little weird, but at least it provides some solution to a dumb problem. And by dumb…

Counterpoint: Milk is delicious.

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Wow, that sucks. If the Beastie Boys drop your name solely because of your hair, you are way ahead of the rest of us.

8/10 the ones I missed were because the cars aren't sold here

$80!?!?!? How fucking stupid is GA? That barely covers cab fare in D.C.. No way that's a legit sex worker, at least not in the past two decades.

Why is it a disaster, because it is not at a track, put it in front of Daytona, or even at Charlotte Motor Speedway, and it will draw more people.

Terrell Suggs attempted to sell his tickets at face value which made the price go down.

Looks like e-tronic flappy paddle or whatever Audi is calling it these days. Not a true gated manual.

I have reservations about laughing at this.

I can't wait until the Redskins make the superbowl. As it will indeed be interesting to see how many players sell their procured allotment of game tickets, to secondary and tertiary market representatives in hopes of turning over a profit, or worst case scenario - breaking even.
And then in some cases demanding the…