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“ and we won’t see either of these teams for four months after Saturday night.”

Ohhhh. I thought the joke was that somebody from UMass-Lowell was being interviewed as an expert on TV.

This is a football school. They all lie about degrees.

You really wouldn't keep a cushy job? Maybe it's just because I'm young, have no kids, etc. but if I didn't have a job I feel like I would get very bored very quickly. I probably wouldn't work full time if I won the lottery, but I'd certainly do some part time work just to keep myself busy and to feel like I'm doing…

Is that Lebron?

This evokes some strong feelings in me - such as "Colin Cowherd really really should suck a mile of goat dicks."

I think we have evidence of that already. It was done from about 800BC through 400AD and gave us what we call the Bible.

He also has her smile and her wardrobe.

I think someone misinterpreted Kevin's tip. He isn't saying that Simmons and Ellen have similarly looking eyes. Kevin is reporting that Simmons plucked Ellen's eyes out and has them stored in a ziplock bag. You know, to make a point to Golic. Or something.

And if you think that Brazilians will react poorly to seeing someone hold up three fingers, just wait and see what happens when someone holds up seven.

Big deal, he gave some old woman in Germany a lot of money so she could build a gingerbread house and eat children? At least he's helping somebody.

"For Halloween? An infected penis. Why?"

that call was utter horse sheet

Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to ESPN

Adrian, Ray, please note the fists do not come in contact with the child or woman.