I would have gone with Mission: I’m-Positive She’s A Beard

Wut is deadspins fascination with this guy’s career he’s not even relevant, I was talking to a redneck cousin who does nothing but drink miller and watch ESPN and he doesn’t even know who the fuck bill Simmons is

Skunk Works?

You forgot the part where the make Stannis extremely excruciating arc this season a dream he was having at Castle Black. I mean, of all the characters they have mishandled (although he was expertly cast and played by Stephen Dillane) Stannis is the biggest atrocity. We don’t know how the siege of Winterfell will play…

Naw. A gallon of Rex Goliath for the same price (or less!) than a glass of pinot at a proper restaurant? Well, ideally both but I’d rather the gallon.

Cuz he’s not clutch at all? He fell apart in the finals when he was with OKC.

Here’s an idea: this group of people rightfully declines to have their bodies brutalized until they get their old sponsorship deal back. Shit seems elementary, if I’m having my ass whipped I get to have whatever sponsor I want on my clothes.

They’re only doing this so they can bring back Black Classic in 2 months and rake in the nostalgia dollars.

Why is Rick crazy? He seems to be the only one with common sense. Noah just died because of the shitty, stupid nature of the Alexandrians. That Nicholas dude would be dead in any other camp. They don't even realize that 99% of the rest of the world would kill them all for what they have and sleep like babies. Rick is…

Chip is also reportedly shopping og Evan Mathis apparently under the impression that anyone can do that job, despite last season where his injury killed the o line and all of the blocking. Brett Hundley also in Philly today. At the end of the off season we will have 4 qbs, 5 rbs, and no one to block for them. But I…

If you have to check the picture of the author before you buy a book you're over thinking it.

He won't mortgage the future on mariota, but he will mortgage it on bradford? I would say better the devil you know but he actually knows mariota better.

Not hard

I'm from MD and only go to the gym so I can eat at Nandos Peruvian Chicken without having to wash myself with a rag on a stick. Surprised its not Ethiopian tho.

you got some heat from people but as someone who remembers the o's/wiz from just a few years back... Yeah. Anyone who says its easy to be a fan of either has a short memory. Also the caps Post-Bondra...

if you call that living

DA:I in favor of Wasteland 2?

I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords.

Kirk Cousins has at least two confirmed offers from top tier, playoff contender Pop Warner teams.

As a Philly fan, I can't wait to see the massive first round choking that occurs when Murray's lovelife, Rolando McClain's apparent attempted assassination by arson, Jerry Jones' Jerryjones-ness and Tony Romo's desperation all collide and reach critical mass, creating a blackhole from which the cowboys never…