No, somebody pitched a marketing idea to make movies with the titles of Hasbro games, and the movie got written.

She should have shown her pussy.

It’s Star Wars. Very few of the characters are human beings to begin with. If you wanna be in it, there’s a pretty damn good chance you are not going to appear looking anything like yourself.

So what, they should have hired a white actress instead? They should have completely imagined the character simply because they hired Lupita?

I don’t mind him hosting. I do mind his endlessly bringing up that he hosted the show, during other media appearances.

Seriously. If Michele Bachmann were running, I doubt that it would still be time for a woman in the White House.

What on earth does what people did in 1800 have to do with anything about how we live today?

So you think, until that fateful day when Lindy Chamberlain walks into your lives.

Google Play. You can upload your entire music collection, up to 20,000 songs I think, and use your phone like an iPod that streams instead of stores music.

Ah yes, the environmental savior Arnold Schwarzenegger, who commuted around California, when he was governor, in his private jet, the way most people use an Uber.

That’s why my friend wrote the note, she figured that way she at least would look like an articulate idiot.

Her sister in law to be is Wednesday Addams, why wouldn’t she be happy?

We met her at a bar about 10 years ago. My friend wrote her a note on a napkin, walked by and dropped it on her table. When she was leaving she came to our table to say thank you and chatted for a few minutes. She was very sweet and flawlessly beautiful.

She’s actually 44.

She’s not “technically not black”, she’s white.

Ryan Reynolds, Jake Gyllenhaal, Ashton Kutcher, Zac Efron, Colin Farrell, Robert Pattinson.

Ok, keep banging your head against the wall, trying to fix unsolvable problems. And, of course, please come back here and gloat when that eradicates racism.

Just because they haven’t made the specifics public doesn’t mean they don’t have a lot more information that they haven’t told us yet.

I think the fact that they are now investigating this as a terrorist act makes it pretty clear that they’ve made the connection.

I would love to see the most restrictive gun control imaginable passed, just to see what all of the pro gun control people have to say when shootings like this continue to happen. What will they do when they actually have to think about the issue instead of just parroting something that sounds good?