Ug, ruining it with those shitty Treks on the back. :(

So it’s a fraternity for dopes too stupid to get into college?

Does he make cartoons about washed up actors, their more-washed up girlfriends, and the anti-vax movement?

Great, more support for the radical indoctrination arm of the militant wing of Planned Parenthood! Nice work, libs.

I’m not a professional, I’m more mad. But that’s a trilby the fedora’s slightly less douchey cousin.

Throw a wooden chopstick on either side of the squash & then just slice down to them - pretty much guarantees that you don’t slice all the way through....

“Clean” pisses me off. It’s meaningless term when it comes to food. Pure marketing bullshit. Eat clean, bro. 

I don’t believe you. None of that shit was in that Will Smith movie. ;)

Placebo much?

Wait, what the F__K? You can get Google Maps to show the speed limit!?!? Can a brother get a tutorial on this? I can’t find it in my newly-downloaded version 5......

Drinking a beer in an outdoor shower after a day at the beach is the very definition of pure luxury.

Add a couple of cardamom pods to that simple syrup. Trust me. 

That’s some Umberto Eco, Foucault’s Pendulum type shit right there.

I think it’s you & me against the world on this one man.....

No Polar? That’s the best lime.

After 3 leased Hondas, we just switched to Pacifica. We got the S model, which has no chrome, a booming stereo, bigger wheels, and upgraded seating. Very nice kid hauler. Stow-n-go beats hauling those 90 pound seats out of the Honda every day of the week....

I’d pay to watch them fight to the death, sans instruments....

Strummer loved american blues/ rockabilly, as did Townshend. As do all Brits, still sad over that tea we dumped.... ;)

Can I just say that Trevor and Squire WERE being affective (ok, affected) as singers..... unfortunately, they needed them to be effective.......

4 words for you Hamilton: Sam Sifton. Shut up.