We have an answer, and it’s just as offensive and gross as we thought it’d be.

Or she knows she never will be...

This is the laugh I needed.

Rule 34 of the Crypt Keeper has it covered.

Holy shit. The way she’s sitting in the Oval fucking Office actually offends me. I sit like this at home, but she’s in the Oval. Fucking. Office.

Deep down, he wants to play for the Portland Pickles.

Disgusting that a woman’s behavior post-rape is still considered newsworthy.

The opinion of Bernie Panders is irrelevant as he’s not a Democrat.

Apparently Trump’s Presidents’ Day MAGA tweet has since been deleted. Curious.

And abortions! Don’t forget abortions!

WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE.

Yeah, second most disliked. Does that make Bernie the most disliked? Since, ya know, he LOST TO HER, and by millions of votes no less? Get the fuck over your brogressive sexism.

YESSSSSSSS!

Counterpoint: Trump won’t stay in office long enough for their inevitably messy divorce. He’s going to hand the reigns over to Pence long before that.

This photo needs to be used more often.

Once again, Bernie Panders illustrates his disingenuous interest in his platform.

This. This is Trump’s America. This is what women have to fear. This is the stuff of my actual nightmares following the election.

*bigly

Fucking love you, Barry.

Derrick Rose is Home Alone.