“With the 29th pick in the 2016 NBA draft, Gregg Popovich personally selects Taurean Prince, Baylor.”

Enjoy your next 0-0 soccer tie.

“Uh, yeah, my name is...Billy. Uh, Billy......Football.”

Perfect. And it’s a Winston jersey.

I thought this was going to be a story about Lindsey having to listen to Tiger go on and on about his short game.

His unusually long routes require a QB that can make a 12-step drop

Surely he should know that it is available on BluRay, DVD, and Digital HD at all major retailers.

*puts foot in mouth anyway*

“I definitely think he took a step forward’’

Ooph. At the :50 mark, Miami’s #22. That’s...against the rules, I believe.

Almost as many laterals on that play as Miami had penalties

[Days earlier]

Whitefolks Bay.

And yet, he had no issue taking a complimentary car from a place calling itself Kunes.

If this were 1975, that’d be one thing, but how does this continue to happen in 2015? It’s ridiculous! There’s STILL a professional basketball team in Wisconsin?

Welp, the store manager won’t be needing that The Buck Stops Here motivational poster anymore.

I bet it really was Belichick.

the fire is reportedly “suspicious in nature.”

It certainly does look suspicious. Usually when Manziel catches fire at home, the Browns are there to immediately throw cold water on it.