Never been to New Jersey, huh?

Jealous Hater! Don’t tell us you wouldn’t kill to live in a house that is an exact replica of a Saudi wedding hall!

No one leaves Trump Castle without having their eyeballs riddled with cataracts.

The entire administration, including (and especially) Chief Money Launderer, is comprised of characters who have apparently been chosen for their total lack of affinity with, and in most cases, aggressive contrary philosophy with whatever agency they have been chosen to lead. Seriously, it’s like a fucking Mel Brooks…

No, Don. Maybe you should just

.0001 cents of your paycheck is allocated for welfare. You’re safe voting Democrat. 

The longer Congress keeps tucking their dicks, the more they increase their chances for total defeat. Cucks. Every last one.

Is “ratchet” an example of made up words? Are they trying to say “wretched”?

I think you are correct. I would also venture to guess that Ivanka is responsible for the actual styling. There’s no way Jared created that on his own.

They create a ton of revenue for E!, that’s how.

OMG. Check out Raquel on Piers Morgan on YouTube. She is unbelieveable. She’s in her 70s and she bought the face and body of a 30 yr old!

I’m trying to imagine that 300 lb dude getting rode like a horse and not getting some punches in.

Is it a job or a concentration camp? I don’t want to eat or have the will to live every time I am raped on the job.