Sometimes when I see ridiculous commercials, I try to imagine what that pitch meeting must have been like, and I feel like the phrase “protest is the new brunch” was uttered in this one.

blonde kendall jenner looks like a pleasant morph of cara delevingne and vanessa hudgens.

He married a woman who wants kids. And he’s having sex with a woman who wants kids. If she tells him she wants kids and tells him she’s not using birth control anymore so it’s up to him to prevent himself from becoming a dad then if he fucks her and gets her pregnant that’s on him. And the fact is that if you are a…

You ain’t wrong, but you are hilarious.

That is some of the worst advice I’ve read here. The last thing you want to do is have a baby with someone who doesn’t want one.

is this something he has changed his mind on?

I mean, could you wait until Trump has suffered some more defeats then ask again? I’m making some big assumptions about his reasoning here...

Tell him he’s in charge of birth control now.

Is he certain or undecided? You sound certain. If you’re both certain, it’s not fair for either of you to compromise. It has to be a deal breaker. We have a baby we both really wanted and sometimes I still hate that we did this. I can’t imagine doing this without be 100% on board.

I also think that a disagreement like that is a deal breaker. If you continue together one of you will be dissatisfied in a big way and that is the end of love.

Sorry to tell you this, but this is kind of a dealbreaker, if each of you has their mind 100% made up.

I’m convinced that a large percentage of the population has poor listening comprehension.

Can I start the craft thread? I finished my knitted ducks and they are so adorable, I can’t wait to share!

It’s like the two ends of the same spectrum reaching around and touching each other. Is that gay?

A few weeks ago, when President Trump signed a directive clearing several hurdles out of the way of the proposed Keystone XL pipeline, the White House touted a new requirement — that the pipeline be made with American-produced steel.

I believe Ben Carson misspoke. He meant to say “alternative immigrants.”

I googled ‘baguette bag’ but I think I ended up in the weird part of the internet again.