No. Any responsible small child would have convinced his parents to move to some place more desirable. Like Bakersfield.

I still can’t tell the difference between Tom Ricketts and Ted Cruz.

I used to run into Dwight at the gun range in Houston.

30 pieces of silver

Oh good, it was a tornado. All that time while the sirens were blaring, I was whispering to the blank screen:

“Are you there, God? It’s me, Margaret.”

Well i didn’t start till 12 and by then I got left home alone often so I probably had an easier time.