Come to think of it, I've never seen Mark Davis and the guy who sits at McDonalds all day drinking coffee in the same place at the same time...

Crap - the one night I opt out of watching the Yankees game.

It was a 23-3 game with just over 5 minutes left. There isn't any need to be calling qb sneaks. Hand the ball off to the running back.

"Welcome to First Take with Bill Polian and Bill Polian."

Fucking hell, Ray Rice, LeSean McCoy, Johnny Manziel, Jerry Jones ... all these other distractions are making it VERY, VERY HARD for me to be distracted by Michael Sam.

In related news, Giants fans mourn the passing of Eli Manning.

+1 round of nightmares

And that is a ball outside.

I smoked before work, and I started selling thousands of dollars of manufacturing machinery while crushing an everything bagel with cream cheese. Works fine for me.

So what did happen?

Thank you! It's like people who enjoy watching LeBron play basketball. I mean, sure, he combines unparalleled athleticism with transcendent skill, but who actually enjoys watching that?

"Don't draft this guy."

"There are reasons why white gun's rights activists can walk into a Chipotle restaurant with assault rifles and be seen as gauche nuisances while unarmed black men are killed for reaching for their wallets or cell phones, or carrying children's toys."

"Embrace Debate" isn't a culture, it's just the best way to advertise the buffoonery brought on by ESPN and the nonsensical shouting about whatever bullshit they stage ahead of time.

You can talk about Ray Rice at ESPN, as long as you talk about the "warm reception" he got Thursday night, or the "words of wisdom" his now-wife told him before the game.

So to prevent anyone (else) from saying something inappropriate about the Ray Rice situation, ESPN decided it's better to not have anyone say anything at all? It says a lot about the "embrace debate" culture when the network can't trust its own on-air talent not to say something stupid. Good lord.

"And for my next trick, I'll completely implode on the back nine."

This isn't really a surprise. I've been a Celtics season ticket holder for 20 years, and according to the guys in my section every NBA referee is gay.