I interpreted that as him getting an unintentional and unwanted boner in public.

Slightly off topic but the fact that Rusty Yates isn’t sitting in prison still angers me to no end. When he went on Oprah and said he “forgave her”, I about lost my mind.

What an ironic name.

I was a lot younger when Andrea Yates happened and having kids was very far off for me. So it was tragic...but it was like, “That happened and it’s terrible... ::shrug::” But after Oprah did the Randy Yates interview last year and all that came out with him being ‘back’ in the headlines...Fuck him...and any dude who…

“I felt violated. The moaning and the profanities made me feel uneasy as my rod engorged; a feeling of pleasure washed over me as I began to grope my bulge... Wait, what were we talking about?”

I’m just confused as to what about his “body” was saying it. His ears? Something else that ...inadvertently reacted to the porn noises?

You also have a right to be offended by potato chips labeled as “gluten free.”

“I’m pretty sure it gave me whiplash....so do I get a check or....just cash or how does this work”

“Customers were evacuated from the San Luis Obispo store”

I think that was was their way of saying “I got aroused”.

“I felt violated, and my body said wait a minute, this ain’t right.”

Target is currently investigating

Will you Americans please STOP calling your President the “leader of the free world”? Do any of you have a clue how arrogant that is?

Potentially abusive asshole?

Republicans thought all the women would vote for the Romney/Ryan ticket because they would think Ryan was hot! LMAO. God, republicans know sh*t all about women!

Also, how many people have a dad so creepy that he talks about how hot your are? Ick!

Oh, I like my dad as well. He’s an asshole though. Lol

I’m thinking most of her issues stem from the fact that her father finds her hot.

OK seriously, though — is there anyone (bride or not) who WOULDN’T rush to the side of their injured father or grandparents? I can’t even imagine getting the call and going, “Oh well, I’m sure they’ll be fine, I need to go make my grand entrance at my reception.”

Lifting the text word-for-word from another source (here, the NY Daily News) is commonly known as plagiarism and will get you expelled from any self-respecting university.