The other thing that sucks about real life banana peel slips is that they look WAY more hilarious in real life than in cartoons. Your foot doesn’t shoot out like an NFL punter as you fly in the air and land flat on your back. No no no. your foot slides directly out in front of you while your back foot stays planted,…

If you live in NYC you absolutely have slipped on a banana peel, and likely do with great regularity. The only thing worse than slipping on a banana peel is when you THINK you’ve slipped on a banana peel and look back to see it was actually a squished rat. Squished rats should be the official mascot of this shit hole.

This is...fine.

None bad points, to be sure, but aside from the concussion/CTE issue which is more or less relegated to football, don’t pretty much all of these points apply to all professional sports? NBA team owners are also horrible garbage monsters who extort municipalities into terrible arena deals and their league straight up…

I don’t drink coffee so I don’t have a dog in this fight, but it strikes me as a bit absurd to say the 10 minute process of filling the kettle, boiling water on the stove, retrieving the coffee (maybe even having to grind it?), operating the French press, and then CLEANING the french press, along with any other small…

Belichick pulled this exact same shit with LaGarrette Blount. Had him for a year, cut him loose to get signed by another team who goes on the hook for his guaranteed money, basically tells him to sulk his way into getting cut by the Steelers so they can claim him off waivers and get him for pennies on the dollar. It…

While, yes, dude appears to be a scumbag for any number of reasons...Is it really surprising that these sites weren’t profitable? Do you really think he would have shut them down if they were making money just because of his personal abhorrence of unions? Isn’t it more realistic, if less morally appealing, to consider…

Maybe I’m crazy but I’ve never thought Papa Johns was any worse at being pizza than, say, a Whopper was at being a burger. If given the option of a wood-oven pie from Motorino or a grandma slice from Di Fara’s sure, it’s hot garbage. But for fast food pizza it’s...kinda not half bad?

When did Marvin Lewis fall off the “Fire This Asshole” list? Did you finally throw your hands up in exasperation and realize that he will outlive our sun while compiling a PERFECT .500 record coaching the Space Bengals to an 8 trillionth wild card loss on the way to Quantum Bowl MCMXLVI?

Or you could just live in New York.

Don’t look now but the airlines now have a new scam to not only leech money out of your wallet but also piss everyone off during the boarding process: Delta now charges you an extra $30 to choose your seat prior to boarding. Not just the fancy schamncy “Comfort Elite Plus Handjob” seats or exit rows, but ANY seat.…

I refuse to believe that the Giants have won a game this year and I will not accept any “evidence” to the contrary. 0-16!

I’ve been shouting for YEARS that Fatburger and Wendy’s are better than In N Out and when I lived in LA I was constantly in fear for my life whenever I had to have that argument.

Holy shit the DEFENSES have this choreographed now? I am legitimately wondering if we aren’t making these guys spend enough time in the film room.

It’s a fever! CATCH IT!

This whole video is just fantastic but the NRA hat really pushes it over the edge.

Don’t forget this guy:

Are we really all going to just go along with Hollywood trying to make John Boyega a thing? Can’t he just be like the Mark Hamill of the new Star Wars movies and go the fuck away? Plus you KNOW some poor wardrobe person had to make a special set of wide-assed storm trooper armor for this chunker. This is NOT standard…

I don’t get it...then why not just put a WR out there? If the idea is to fool the defense into thinking Cutler might end up with the ball and throwing it then he still has to act like he knows the play is happening. The point of a Wild Cat is to confuse the defense on how many hats they need to keep track of. If you…

Nope, pretty sure I’m fine.