The witching hour is not upon us. Tweety McClownshoe won’t miss this chance.

I thought this as well. Hope he was completely unaware and not in any pain.

Wonder which of his lackeys got the honor of pulling it out. I think Sessions is in the doghouse lately.

Ha! Way worse.

I thought mother got a new do. Disappointing.

I kind of feel like I should be able to join the lawsuit...I’m suffering emotional damage just hearing about it.

Don’t forget this treasure:

A classic from my grandma: The look on his face makes me want to smack the taste out of his mouth.

I’m glad you got away and that you had someone to turn to.

Glad to see a mug shot instead of his damn formal uniform headshot.

Yeah. I’m too old to have a crush...I just want to tell her, “Play the field, girl; take your time and wait for someone as rad as you are.”

Wow. Kristen Stewart is just magically, magnetically attractive. She’s so damned rock n’ roll.

Completely agree. He just radiates love and kindness. My cynical soul loves Richard Simmons unironically and unreservedly.

Have they thought about having another baby to fix this IRS thing?

I really wish the very next question had been “Do you consider the president’s daughter and son-in-law to be Americans?” I’m not an Ivanka or Jared apologist...but the cognitive dissonance is astounding. 

I’m sure his golf game is holding steady.

Agreed. So far, the worm of a man is afraid to go to New York. He can’t stomach the possibility of having to confront people who aren’t ultra rich members of his tacky club or White House staffers paid to be deferential.

Sure. Complicit. Like how Charles Manson is a force for good because he only facilitated brutal murders instead of actually stabbing anyone.

Not in Texas!

There is nothing that will lose him the support of his wackadoodle cult followers.