You said ‘name a singer with higher highs and lower lows in the last 20 years.’ Michael had both, in spades. He was -inarguably- a bigger star, and yes, being a dodgy testimony away from imprisonment for child molestation is a much ‘lower low’ than being a bit of a crackhead.

You must be trolling. Michael was a bigger star than Whitney ever was.

Michael Jackson. It’s not even close. He was the biggest star in existence and over a couple weekends he was ‘Wacko Jacko’ the emaciated, drug addicted child molester.

Antifa annoys the fuck out of me. They pick soft targets. When Trump started bombing Syria Antifa hinted that they would protest Trump but as soon as they realized Richard Spencer was alsoholding a rally against the Syria airstrikes they kicked into overdrive to protest Richard Spencer. Essentially, they decided that…

It just seems awfully silly, to obsess over what sex would be like without the minute changes in sensation that may have been caused by circumcision.

WON’T SOMEBODY THINK OF MY PENIS???

Literally the first comment I wrote was “I love my penis.” It’s blindingly obvious to everyone but you that I’m taking the piss and you want to come for MY reading comprehension skills?

Ahem.

Quite the opposite. I love my circumcised penis. LOVE it. Insecure? I’d take a picture of it and post it here if it weren’t against the rules.

You must be doing something wrong, then.

“Some boys lose there entire penis to circumcision”

Honestly, you just read as thirsty for validation. You’re asserting something that is at best highly debatable (“The foreskin on my penis was removed when I was a child but because I identify as female that makes me a victim of FGM”) just so you can accuse people who disagree of denying your womanhood and call them…

Show me a guy a complaining about his circumcised penis who gets laid regularly. I’ll wait.

I love my nonconsensually circumcised penis and I wouldn’t have it any other way.

“What the fuck is a Coachella”

Literally none of what you have written serves as a counter or contradiction to the assertion that Trump acted carelessly and potentially illegally in launching the missile strike, which is what we are discussing here.

That’s kind of where I am too; i’m just really wary of getting into a dick-measuring contest by way of missile strikes. I don’t see how this doesn’t escalate beyond ‘sending messages.’

How do you know I haven’t already said those things? Are you legitimately trying to extrapolate on everything I’ve ever said about Syria, ever based on half a dozen, 50-word Kinja comments?

One of the reasons you’ve ‘never heard’ me say these things is that you don’t know me and this is the first time we’ve ever communicated.

Again, enough with the fucking strawmen - it’s ridiculous. You have no idea whether or not I also spoke up against the previous air strikes Trump (and Obama, for that matter) has initiated against Syria. I’m opposed to ALL intervention.